April's Fool's Day!

Happy April's Fool day make you friend be fooled come on have a go you can do it!

Jokes!

Here are some JOKES that I made up, leave a comment if they are funny!
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

'Let us prey.'

Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas?

Because he has sandy claws!

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What is lion's favorite food?

Baked beings!

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

What does a lion brush his mane with?

A catacomb!

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny!

What's striped and bouncy?

A tiger on a pogo stick!

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a lion!