Jokes!

Here are some JOKES that I made up, leave a comment if they are funny!
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

'Let us prey.'

Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas?

Because he has sandy claws!

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What is lion's favorite food?

Baked beings!

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

What does a lion brush his mane with?

A catacomb!

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny!

What's striped and bouncy?

A tiger on a pogo stick!

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a lion!

Saint Patricks Day!

Celebrate Saint Patricks Day 17th March, get green stuff on.

Do something good fort Saint Patricks Day!

Bye For now

Red Nose Day!

Get your red noses out it's red nose day today and watch the red nose show tonight at 7.00 and donate money at 03457 910 910 or do something funny; for money!

Different 3!

This is the last part...

I didn’t know what to do. The man was right over my head and I thought he was going to put his foot on me…
I quickly grabbed on to the soldier’s leg and pulled him to the floor and scrabbled away knocking all the soldiers to the floor, who guarded. Luckily the ship was still stuck to the frame of the door.
I dived, knocking to the floor the soldiers who guarded the way into the round room, but faster than light, another man in an old coat made out of goatskin, old fur boots and an old red hat like fire was all ready pulling me back into his ship, to the doors which the leader was in.
This time there were two soldiers holding me. This time I thought he was really going to put his foot on me. Then he seemed to stop and say, “Are you human?”
I did not want to tell him if I was a human, so I said “No.”
He said, “Tell me the truth.”
Again I tried. I quickly grabbed on to the soldier’s legs and pulled them to the floor and scrabbled away, free at last.
After I knocked the soldiers to the floor, I was back in the round room. I hoped the man would not come to get me.
But he never came.
Oooowwww!
Oooowwww!
Oooowwww!
I landed on some thing hard.
I was back in the supermarket, and the doors were not off their hinges and were not squeaking and the windows were not smashed.
Now there were lots of people in the supermarket like it had never happened.

Different 2!

At home I start doing more of a the different story...

As I was being pulled in the hole, I disappeared faster than the light. I didn’t know what was going to become of me…
But then it stopped.
Then the ground began to crack. I jumped across it but my left foot nearly got stuck. I did not dare to look back in the crack. The place I was in was round, and as big as two beds. There was a door, which I thought lead the way out. But when I opened the door it was none but the black I had seen before.
Black!
Black!
I looked away like it was a dream, I looked at it again but it was not a dream. I was in an asteroid belt…
I blinked; I didn’t know what to do.
As I watched, a space ship drew up outside and it came closer. Then it stuck to the frame of the door and the space ship’s doors opened and an unfriendly looking character came out in an old coat made out of goatskin, old fur boots and an old red hat like fire.
“Who are you?” said the character in a voice, which you would not want to mess with.
I did not want to tell him my name…
“Oooowwww” I screamed as he dragged me onto his ship. His ship was very big like a house and there were lots of soldiers to guard the place. As they opened the doors, a startling sight met my eyes...
Then I noticed the soldiers looked much like humans but then I saw they were not humans.
A man came out of the door in an old hat made out of goatskin, an old fur coat and old red boots like fire.
It was the leader…

Different 1!

When I was in year 4 I wrote this story at school called Different!

As I drove into the car park at the supermarket in London, it looked terribly different; the doors were off their hinges and were squeaking like an out of tune violin on note E sharp. The windows were smashed like grass, which had just been mowed on a summer’s day in the morning.
I searched briefly to find a parking space along the ripped road. I couldn't see a living person around in the car park; it had been the easiest parking yet. I could hear a few tills beeping from inside the supermarket, like lasers beaming down to Earth. As Big Ben struck 12 the sky began to darken. I crept along the road to the squeaking doors of the supermarket.

I entered, gripped with fear.
There were a few people in the fruit section (where I was); I turned to the diseased pears…
Then I heard a cracking sound behind me, the diseased fruit started to fall off the rack.

I turned around again to find a hole; behind there was endless black!

Black!

Black!

Crash went the fruit falling to the floor.

Crash.

Crash.

Crash.

As pears fell into the hole, they disappeared faster that the light, I clung on a fruit rack for dear life.

It was no use.

I got pulled in…

Knitting!

Early on this week I was doing some kitting some scarves and some hats for my teddys and the knitting really nice! (The picture above is not my nitting.)

Red Nose Day Count Down!

Watch the Kilimanjaro red nose climb on BBC1 at 8.00pm till 9.00pm on Thursday 12 and the the red nose program on BBC1 at 7.00pm till 3.00am on Friday 13!

Phone Comic Relief by looking at the red nose day website at http://www.rednoseday.com/ or phoning comic Relief on 03457 910 910!

My Pictures!

Today I made this video of picture from the program Paint!

Do you like it...

Plants!

I like growing thinks like s apple trees and orange trees here is a picture of three apple trees one 9 months old and the small one's 1 months old!

Do you like them...

Wonderful pictures!

Here is a video of really good pictures in a film...

There are wonderful pictures!

Snow Days!

When it was snowing about 4 weeks ago I made a snowman and a Igloo here are some pictures of them...

I also got 3 1/2 days off school!

Lego City Movie!

He is a movie that I made using my Lego I had got. In the movie it is where two police are chasing a man is his house...

It's Cool isn't it!

Games Week!- Part 7

last day can you beat my score...



Slingfire = 48,596



Snow line 2 = 8,960